Reason #163

She understands the big picture.

Reason #162

She doesn't get too upset when I call her a million times in one day.

Reason #161

She makes great bloody cupcakes. I'm sure all the 4th graders will agree.

Reason #160

She appreciates the jerk in me.

Reason #159

She is a fan of Napolean.

Reason #158

She tailgates like a pro.

Reason #157

She complains about the headset but secretly likes the convenience it affords.

Reason #156

She helps keep me from repeating old mistakes.